Found this gem while reading The Legend of Barney Thomson by Douglas Lindsay.
The pathologist, Jenkins, had arrived.
‘Jenkins!’ boomed McMenemy. ‘What have you got to tell us, man? Make it quick. Don’t just stand there looking like a piece of pumpkin pie, for God’s sake.’
Are you wondering what I’m wondering? How the heck does a person look like a piece of pumpkin pie?
Until Next Time!